“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”
—W. C. Fields

“You throw your best punch, otherwise don’t do it.”
—Don Rickles

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
—Woody Allen

“Life is a long preparation for something that never happens.”
—William Butler Yeats

“Nothing is always absolutely so.”
—Theodore Sturgeon