“Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.”
—Herbert Hoover

“I think the supernatural is a catch-all for everything we don’t understand about the vast other parts of life that we cannot perceive.”
—William Shatner

“New Year’s Day is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.”
—Mark Twain

“Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind. To cherish peace and good will, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.”
—Calvin Coolidge

“You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge.”
—Damon Runyon