Ever wonder what profession the world’s worst person would decide to embrace? The Onion has the (all-too painfully true) answer. (Thanks to Paul R. for the heads up on this one!)

Yesterday we saw the world’s most annoying Web site (according to TIME). Today we have the world’s worst commercial (according to Adrants). Here’s more.

According to TIME Magazine, it’s this.

… and Crispin Porter & Bogusky is an agency that’s great at delivering buzz. But if the buzz doesn’t deliver sales, then what’s the point?

I’ve heard for a long time that Crispin’s work for Burger King (with such buzzworthy elements as Subservient Chicken) didn’t do much to move the sales needle. This AdAge article confirms it.

Takeaway for marketers: What are your agencies’ main priorities: Your sales or their awards?

And as my present to you, I bring good news: Have a second piece of cake after dinner tonight.