The Internet, too. Oh, and sex invariably spells trouble.

That’s not your mom talking, it’s the Vatican and the Dalai Lama.

Seriously. Just watch the video.

“I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, ‘Have you got anything I’d like?’ Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, ‘Extra medium.’ ”
—Steven Wright

May yours be safe, happy and healthy.

Over on iMedia Connection, Chris Marriott offers a pretty good set of common-sense rules about email marketing.

Takeaway for marketers: You have work to do if you read any of these eight rules and slap your forehead saying, “damn, I forgot about that!”