Maybe last night’s Presidential debate had something to do with the timing of this one, but here’s a pretty entertaining spam message that was in my email this morning. Like one of those puzzles in Highlights magazine, see if you can find all the ironies and entendres:

Former President Bill Klinton uses Viagra!
Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as “Klinton-Levinsky”.
After the relations like this Klinton’s popularity raised a lot!
It’s a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to
shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Viagra.
What happened you see:)
His political figure became more courageous and more attractive.
Women all over the world made out in his person not only the president of the USA, but the man!!!
It’s very important for a man to be respected as a man.

What’s all this about a dumb seal? Oh, done deal. That’s very different. Never mind. Nonetheless, it appears that something may be in the works.

Simply awesome.

Cliches. Avoid them like the plague. But if you need one for some unknown reason and can’t quite place your finger on it, this site is a pretty good place to start.

How’d you like to be the person in the Mattel corporate communications department having to deal with this nonsense?

‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy.