Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll

August 14th, 2008

Everything is now officially available on demand over the Internet.

Sex? Try teledildonics … or CraigsList … or your USB port … or Google (with safe search off).

Rock ‘n’ Roll? Try LimeWire … or eMule … or BitTorrent … or iTunes.

Ahhhh, but drugs. That’s always been tough online. You can probably order all kinds of drugs and hope you don’t get ripped off while you wait for delivery, but what about reaching another level of consciousness right here, right now?

That’s where binaural beats come in. Here’s a good article about them, here’s the Wikipedia entry on them and here’s a blog post about them that I found when I was exploring what the entertaining PhillyWillDo blog called “the stupidest article in the history of the Internet” which happens to be this one from August 9 by Kim Komando who seems to come off like this month’s Dr. Frederic Wertham.

Izzat enough links in one post for ya? They’re all your brain and body need … right, Ian?

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