"I must confess that I’ve never trusted the Web. I’ve always seen it as a coward’s tool. Where does it live? How do you hold it personally responsible? Can you put a distributed network of fiber-optic cable ‘on notice’? And is it male or female? In other words, can I challenge it to a fight?"
—Stephen Colbert

This entry was posted on Friday, July 25th, 2008 at 7:50 am and is filed under Quotes o' the Day.