Hold the Presses!

April 28th, 2008

oh, Miley, Miley...

Looks like that Miley Cyrus memoir may be a little juicier than everyone expected, if the June issue of Vanity Fair is any indication.

"Okay, Miley, we want you to be naked under the sheet — don’t worry, it’ll be artistic, okay? Hold the bedsheet, I mean the, well, you know what I mean, hold it over your front and just look over your shoulder as if you’re waiting for — wait a sec, Miley. Makeup! Can we get a redder lipstick on Miley?"

Oh, Brand Miley … let’s be careful out there, okay?

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