As a fan of Elvis Costello since back in the day when he was on Stiff, I have to say there’s just something disturbing about seeing him (yes, seeing him, not just hearing one of his songs) in a commercial for Lexus. Something about it just rings bogus. And I drive a Lexus (a 1999 model in need of tires, but that’s another story for another time).
“Beethoven, he wrote a few toe-tappers,” Costello says in a swoon about the Lexus sound system. “When you close your eyes you can see the whole orchestra in front of you.”
Which seems to make the Lexus a great choice, as long as you stay in the driveway. Or perhaps the garage, listening to Costello’s “5ive Gears In Reverse” from Get Happy:
But if your patience is exhausted and you still cannot decide
You’re sitting in the garage contemplating suicide
And you have no motivation you can’t even catch your breath
All of this acceleration is driving you to death
Maybe that’s what he meant by seeing the whole orchestra.
The Beatles and Nike. Bob Seger and Chevy. Now Elvis and Lexus. Well, it’s not like this is anything new: Rock has always been commercial. Even the Stones lent their music to this spot for Rice Krispies back in ’64, when they were still badass.
Still, there’s something that just doesn’t feel right about it. “I Don’t Want to Go to Chelsea” at the end of “Entourage”? Great. Hawking cars? Ehhhh, not so much.
One of these days we’ll probably see Pink Floyd’s “Money” used for T.D. Waterhouse and The Clash’s “London Calling” for British Airways.
Blecch.